Monday, September 12, 2016

So, Jesus and Satan were arguing... (A Little Humor)

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. 

They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. 

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus sighed.  Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. 

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' 

 Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 

 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' 

 God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES...

Thursday, September 8, 2016

How Obama bought off the USCCB this election year!

The American Catholic hierarchy is elevating other causes to primacy in place of the life issue, a new report says, “relegating the pro-life ministries to the doctrinal ash heap and committing funds and personnel to promote environmental and migration issues.” 

 “Migration pays very well,” said attorney and international child rights advocate Elizabeth Yore, “pro-life pays nothing.” 

 Thousands of federal grants and contracts come from the Obama administration to the Catholic Church, Yore says in the report, but in particular, hundreds of millions of dollars in fiscal year 2016 alone found their way to the USCCB, Catholic Charities, CRS, and the International Catholic Migration Commission (ICMC), “jaw dropping grants to carry out the Obama agenda.”

For the complete story, go to: https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/follow-the-usccb-money-trail-to-understand-bishops-silence-on-hillary



Monday, September 5, 2016

Passing Away of Fr. Carl F. Dianda

Fr. Carl Dianda (age 83) suddenly passed away at Holy Cross Hospital on Thursday, Sept. 1, 2016.  He served the Archdiocese of Washington from 1959 till his retirement in 2013.  

Viewing will be held at 3pm until the Vigil Mass at 7pm, Tuesday, Sept. 6th at St. Francis De Sales Church (2021 Rhode Island Ave. NE, Washington DC).

Funeral Mass on Wed., Sept. 7th at 10:30am, same location.

Burial will be at Gate of Heaven Cemetery.

It should be noted that he was also a member of the Immaculate Conception Shrine Council (#4944) of the Knights of Columbus. 


May eternal rest be granted unto him, Lord.  And perpetual light shine upon him.  May his soul and the souls of the faithful departed, rest in peace.  Amen.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

You may not be born Homosexual!

A new report presents biological, psychological, and social science evidence that many commonly held ideas about gender and sexuality lack scientific support.

The report, authored by Dr. Lawrence S. Mayer and Dr. Paul R. McHugh and published in the fal 2016 edition of The New Atlantis, is titled Sexuality and Gender: Findings from the Biological, Psychological, and Social Sciences.

Mayer and McHugh considered more than 200 peer-review studies related to human sexuality and found that the understandings of sexual orientation and gender identity as "innate" rather than fluid are "not supported by scientific evidence."

For more, go to LifeSite News.